In case you missed last week’s introduction to this series and recap of the Bachelor season 21 premiere, here’s a quick rundown:

Each week, after watching The Bachelor with my wonderful fiancée, I’ll share my perspective on the drama that unfolds as Nick Viall, a veteran of the show, embarks on the unrealistic quest for Mrs. Right.

I’m doing this for the guys out there who sacrifice their Monday nights during Bachelor season. I’m doing it for people who want to laugh with me at the show. And, most importantly, I’m doing it for love.

Here’s what we saw in episode two: (This post contains spoilers. If you didn’t know that until this parenthetical, you should work on your context clues.)

In the second week of what seems to be a competition for which woman can make Nick feel most uncomfortable, we saw two topless bachelorettes, six breakups and an actually-somewhat-pleasant one-on-one date mixed into the middle. Corinne and Liz stole the show, but only one survived the second episode. Gasp!