'As of March 20 we at Facebook will be launching a 'No Religion' campaign.'
That's the threat from a graphic making the rounds on the social network over the weekend.
It goes on to warn 'anyone caught spreading religious beliefs in any form will have their account locked.' The fake note is then 'signed' by Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg.
The would-be policy is so bold, it should go without saying that it's a hoax, but that's not stopping it from getting shared and re-tweeted.
If you're ever curious as to what Facebook is really up to, you can always visit its official newsroom page: https://newsroom.fb.com/News