Treadmills can be dangerous, folks, and the only real safe way to avoid their wrath is to never, ever exercise.

Look at what happened here. This man gets so much hangtime. This must have really bruised his ego, and also many other parts of his body:

Can that possibly be real? Are there really people who don't check to see if treadmills are running before stepping onto them? Until Jimmy Kimmel steps up to claim this one, we're going to have to go with a strong 'yes' on that.

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