MATTHEWS, N.C. — If you have trouble getting your children to order food at a restaurant, a pizza parlor in Matthews, NC may have your salvation.

Mama's Pizza and Pasta has decoded kid language into menu items. "Menu Per Bambini" lists seven entrees and their corresponding titles.

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  • "I don't know" = baked ziti
  • "I don't care" = chicken tenders and fries
  • "I'm not hungry" = baked cheese ravioli
  • "I don't want that" = lasagna
  • "I'm tired" = choice of pasta, choice of sauce
  • "NOOOOOOOOO!" = ham and cheese pita with fries
  • "Fine!!!" -- personal pizza

All the meals come with a soft drink and cookie or cake, and guests must be age 12 and under.

The restaurant just started a kids-eat-free night on Wednesdays.