NORFOLK, Va. — Get yours today, they're only available for a limited time. Ahem, that is, only on April Fool's Day.
Thursday morning, the Norfolk Police Department tweeted about offering "courtesy cards" to city residents.
The joke cards say "get out of jail free," followed by your name. You're supposed to give your card to the officer arresting you, presumably for any reason.
Don't go crazy though - the card disclaimer said they're only "usable" in Norfolk.